Bertrand Traoré joined Chelsea back in 2014 but has since been part of the West London club's wandering army of loanees. Now he's at Ajax, racking up three yellow cards this season - the latest of which was for this preposterous dive. He was subbed immediately after. And finally... is part of Fanmail, our weekly newsletter.
Mid-table ennui can take its toll on players and managers - see here Silkeborg's Dennis Flinta inexplicably trying to chip the ball clear while facing his own goal on the edge of the six-yard box. Baffling decision. And finally... is part of Fanmail, our weekly bulletin. Sign-up here.
There are comical own goals, then there's this next level effort from Osasuna's Unai Garcia. His slip sent the struggling Pamplona side, who are seven points adrift at the foot of La Liga, on towards a 5-2 defeat at Las Palmas. And finally... is part of fanmail, our weekly ebulletin. Sign-up here.
We're not quite sure of the context here, but this novel approach to refereeing from the Chinese Super League is unlikely to take off in the Premier League any time soon. Watch how this official decides whether to book or send off this particular offender... And finally... is part of fanmail, our weekly newsletter. Sign up here.
Hakim Ziyech is responsible for this heinous miss against Legia Warsaw midweek. Two minutes into stoppage time he could have given Ajax a decisive 2-0 lead in their Europa League tie but fluffed his shot... And finally... is part of fanmail, our weekly newsletter. Sign up here.
To the Sao Paulo state leagues this week for And finally... where Sao Bento defender João Paulo scored a remarkable own goal from the half-way line. His attempted backpass sailed over his goalkeeper whose acrobatic efforts almost saved it. Almost. And finally... is part of Fanmail, our weekly ebulletin. Sign-up here.
A shirtless buffoon, with terrible touch and technique, invaded the pitch during a recent Honduran fixture between Olimpia and Motagua in an effort to be the centre of attention for a little while . Play continued, however - his scuffed finish ignored by all and sundry. And finally... is part of a Fanmail, our weekly e-bulletin. Sign-up here.
Will we ever tire of seeing a defender bury a header into his own goal? We very much doubt it. This week's entry into the canon is Joeffrey Cuffaut's top corner effort, which sent Nancy on their way to a 2-0 home defeat against Bordeaux... And finally... is part of Fanmail, our weekly ebulletin. Sign-up here.
Have you ever jumped on a colleague following a moment of triumph? This Turkish defender manages to undo the good work of his goalkeeper, who had saved a rather tame penalty. Lesson learned though, eh? And finally... is part of our weekly ebulletin. Sign-up here.
Perennial overdogs Real Madrid, one of the richest clubs in the world, were beaten at home by Plucky Little Celta Vigo this week. Karim Benzema could have leveled the game in the 83rd minute if not for his hilariously satisfying miss... And finally... is part of Fanmail, our weekly newsletter. Sign-up here.