And finally... orbital

How hard is it to score unopposed from 12 yards? Well, as FC Nantes' Emiliano Sala shows, it's easy to put just a little bit too much power on it - sending his penalty into low earth orbit. To rub salt into the wounds, they'd go on to lose 2-0 to Montpellier. Watch your head Commander Hadfield.

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